I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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