Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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