I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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