Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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