when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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