Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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