ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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