so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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