another moral hangover. fuck.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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