Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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