I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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