on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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