the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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