Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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