Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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