Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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