your room smells of hookers.
And success
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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