why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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