i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
there's paper in my vomit.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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