i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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