Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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