Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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