let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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