Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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