Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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