I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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