i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It's just like the Real World with babies
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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