who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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