that's an acceptable place to lick
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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