I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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