just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
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