Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
dude. I can hear the air.
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