I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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