Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Sober January is a disaster.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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