Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
