"Paid" is a double entendre, in this instance. Meaning both the priceless loss of one's dignified soul and the lifetime cost for an eternal supply of herpes meds.
Aww, you kids and your amorous advances are very adorable. Thank you for the unsolicited attention. Sadly I must decline your coquettish debauchery, as I am just not comfortable flirting with strangers on the internet. If you still feel the need to confirm your unrequited desire for me, I will accept any comment posted below as proof of your undying desire to fellate me.
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