PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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