He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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