he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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