Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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