ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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