Already got asked if we're dating
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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