Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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