But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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