all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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