i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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