I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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