I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
