Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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