4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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