I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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