We won't sleep together?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
