Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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