At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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