Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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