im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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