am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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